Let’s all raise our hands in agreement that some things in this world are meant to be. Examples include (but are not limited to) the perfect casting of FRIENDS, the combination of chocolate and peanut butter, and 18-year old Kaitlin meeting 18-year old Joe at a baseball game.
One thing that is certainly not meant to be – my smoothie this morning. See evidence below.
This is a sign from the smoothie deities that I’m not meant to make one this morning. Which is a crying shame, because I’ve just perfected my technique. Blend one handful of kale and two handfuls of baby spinach with a dash of cold water, then add a handful each of frozen mango, pineapple, and grapes. Add more water until desired consistency. Viola!
And now the serious question is, should I try ordering a smoothie at Starbucks on my coffee date this morning? Or is that just asking for more disaster? Because going without a smoothie might classify as suffering. ((except that I know better and it doesn’t))